Swedes Come to Their Senses

Only moments after the previous post, it came to my attention that Swedish Courts ruled that the parents could name their kid Metallica after all. "No problem" said Chief Judge Arne Saknussen, a wise and gentle former blacksmith from Haverskrijt."Metallica is good strong name for Swedish child" he repeated in that annoying, nasally sing-song so often mimicked by Minnesotans. Her parents, buoyed by the ruling, vowed to name their next child "Oingo Boingo" or Sheryl Crow.